… as described via Tweets on a night that the Calgary Flames play the San Jose Sharks in a winner-take-all Game 7:
8:01 p.m.: The world’s largest flying insect is in my kitchen and it’s freaking me out!!!! HELP!!!
8:03 p.m.: Seriously, I can’t get to my tea ‘cuz the bug is over there
8:23 p.m.: Please San Jose, please win! If this giant bug kills me, I don’t want to die knowing the Flames made it to the next round of the playoffs.
8:30 p.m.: Techniques used for defending self against giant flying bug: swiping at it with hockey stick; throwing exams at it.
8:49 p.m.: Crisis averted. The monster has been captured & released outside my apartment. Please resume your regularly scheduled Calgary Flame hating
And in case you don’t believe it was huge, I took a picture. It was a monster!