Because impatience loves company
OMG, I just ordered the *coolest* new shirt. I can’t wait for all y’all to see it.
Well, in truth, I *have* to wait. 11- 21 days, to be specific¹.
But I’m sharing this info with you so that now you, too, can be thrilled with the anticipation of my new shirt. I promise that photos of said shirt will be produced here on NTBTWK. And in much better time than the last time I bought a cool new shirt.
¹Damn you, international shipping!