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Because impatience loves company

OMG, I just ordered the *coolest* new shirt. I can’t wait for all y’all to see it.

Well, in truth, I *have* to wait. 11- 21 days, to be specific¹.

But I’m sharing this info with you so that now you, too, can be thrilled with the anticipation of my new shirt. I promise that photos of said shirt will be produced here on NTBTWK. And in much better time than the last time I bought a cool new shirt.

¹Damn you, international shipping!

4 Responses to Because impatience loves company

  1. Raul says:

    International shipping, FAIL. It delays great pleasures. I am already waiting with baited breath … what kind of shirt? Color? Any details please?

  2. Beth says:

    No deal! No info until I post a pic! Everyone must wait with baited breath! Because I’m eeeeevil!

  3. Scott Paterson says:

    Better than the last shirt? I never saw the last one until now, and I have to say, that’s a pretty cool shirt.

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