As promised, I let the brochure of evil soak in vinegar1 – and not just overnight, but for a full 24 hrs!
And you know what? It didn’t look much different than before I put it in the vinegar! But apparently the vinegar did some work on degrading the fibres of evil, of which this brochure is clearly made, as when I picked it up it ripped apart very easily, making it simple to shred into bits and crumple up into this soggy clump of evil:
And that, my friends, is that end of that brochure.
I wonder if they’ll send me another one?
1Oh for the days when I worked in a lab with concentrated acids!