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I will not procrastinate

I will not procrastinate preparing my PowerPoint slides and thus stay up ’til 2 a.m. before my 8 a.m class.
I will not procrastinate preparing my PowerPoint slides and thus stay up ’til 2 a.m. before my 8 a.m class.
I will not procrastinate preparing my PowerPoint slides and thus stay up ’til 2 a.m. before my 8 a.m class.
I will not procrastinate preparing my PowerPoint slides and thus stay up ’til 2 a.m. before my 8 a.m class.
I will not procrastinate preparing my PowerPoint slides and thus stay up ’til 2 a.m. before my 8 a.m class.
I will not procrastinate preparing my PowerPoint slides and thus stay up ’til 2 a.m. before my 8 a.m class.
I will not procrastinate preparing my PowerPoint slides and thus stay up ’til 2 a.m. before my 8 a.m class.
I will not procrastinate preparing my PowerPoint slides and thus stay up ’til 2 a.m. before my 8 a.m class.
I will not procrastinate preparing my PowerPoint slides and thus stay up ’til 2 a.m. before my 8 a.m class.
I will not procrastinate preparing my PowerPoint slides and thus stay up ’til 2 a.m. before my 8 a.m class.

So. Very. Tired.

5 Responses to I will not procrastinate

  1. Darren says:

    I was going to leave this clever comment but…ah, I’ll do it later.

  2. Kalev says:

    The Unborn (and Pepsi) will keep you awake tonight!

  3. Beth says:

    Well, as long as it’s not unborn Pepsi.

  4. shihtzustaff says:

    Don’t forget your mnemonic or else you may forget to do your slides.

  5. Kalev says:

    @Beth: well, Pepsi, not being alive in any sense of the word, cannot be unborn, because it can’t be born (whether or not it can be borne is a totally different question). Perhaps it is best described as “aborn.”

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