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Adult Pirate Paks and Wineries

Today’s adventure’s included Adult Pirate Paks and wineries. They go together like peas in a pod.

First up, Adult Pirate Paks at White Spot for lunch:

Adult Pirate Pak Day at White Spot

I was a little weirded out by the chicken-mermaid on my Pirate Pak, but the veggie burger, coleslaw, and french fry deliciousness was more than enough to distract me:

Adult Pirate Pak at White Spot

Why would anyone think mer-chickens are a good idea?

After lunch we headed out to check out some of the local Okanagan wineries. First up: Volcanic Hills Estate Winery.

Wine Tasting at Volcanic Hills Winery

Volcanic Hills is a relatively new winery, having only been established in May 2010. I’ve never had any of their wines before, so we did a tasting – 4 wines for $2! Plus, if you buy a bottle, they waive the $2. Naturally, we had to buy a bottle. It was the fiscally responsible thing to do.

Then we headed up to the Mission Hill Family Estate Winery. I’ve had plenty of Mission Hill wines before, so we didn’t do a tasting, but just walked around the grounds instead. The estate – and the views – were pretty spectacular.

Misson Hill Pinot Noir grapes

At Misson Hill

Misson Hill

Misson Hill

I don't know what this thing is supposed to be

I don’t know what this thing is supposed to be, but I totally felt the need to copy it for a photo opp. And then some other chick totally copied me and did a photo opp too! I’m a trendsetter, obviously.

Mission Hill has a big bell tower with, not surprisingly, bells in it. But apparently one of the bells that they had cast for the bell tower was made too big and didn’t fit. So they placed it at ground level so that people could see how pretty the bells are. Also, you can knock on the bell and make the awesome bell tower bell noise. Which, of course, we did repeatedly. Bells are awesome.

Devon ringing the bell

3 Responses to Adult Pirate Paks and Wineries

  1. Merchickens would totally freak out Chick-Fila-Acio they could not handle the pan species sexuality of it.

  2. Dan says:

    “Bells are awesome” – TAS

  3. Beth says:

    @Steven – LOL!

    @Dan – agreed!

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