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Happy Birthday, Nancy!

Beth & Nancy Christmas 2013

Apparently the Earth has gone around the sun a significant number of times since my sister was born. How many times that was, I will not say!

But if it makes you feel any better, Nancy, you were born two months early, so if we are talking gestational age, you aren’t [redacted] years old until September!

Happy birthday, sis!

2 Responses to Happy Birthday, Nancy!

  1. Dan says:

    So I’m actually supposed to be older than Nancy? Ha!

  2. Wendy says:

    With so much to accomplish she needed a head start!!!

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