Important Hockey News

It has been brought to my attention that while I’ve been ignoring NHL hockey since none of the Canadian teams made the playoffs, an important thing happened in the world of professional hockey. The San Jose Sharks hired a male model to play in net.


For serious.

You can follow along with his sexiness on Instagram and Twitter. I know I will be!


12 Replies to “Important Hockey News”

  1. Holy FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK… is this hockey or gay porn?!?! ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    1. Oh god damn… that’s supposed to be a bunch of emoji!


      You should get your blog to display emoji, Beth! 😛

          1. Har har har… no relative raises! Unless it’s relative to Christy Clark’s salary. And by relative, I mean non-zero and non-negative. 😛

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