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2006 is a year that just can’t end soon enough. For months now it has been apparent to me that 2006 was just not my year. The first thing that comes to mind is getting divorced – while definitely the right decision for me, deciding to end a marriage of almost a decade (not to […] →Read more
I’m going to spend my New Year’s Eve working as a coat check girl/hostess. In a bar. That’s Dr. Coat Check girl to you. →Read more
Being a good Pastafarian, it was important that I got some good Christmas booty (not booty). And good booty I did receive! First of all, Kalev & I had a wicked good dinner, the ingredients of which were purchased at Urban Fare in Yaletown, where Kalev informed the cashier that it was “our first Christmas […] →Read more
Happy Holiday! May you be touched by his noodly appendage this holiday season! →Read more
While watching clips of The Daily Show on the Comedy Central website, I noticed that there was a little button with code to embed their video clips on your site. Emboldened by my success at embedding clips from YouTube in a previous posting, I decided to emblazen my blog with this, one of my favourite […] →Read more
I have made a decision and that decision is this: I am never going to buy wrapping paper again. This isn’t because I’m cheap frugal (which I am), nor is it due to my abject poverty… it’s just such a friggin’ waste! I recylce, I always print on the back of previously used paper, write […] →Read more
Everytime I go into Shopper’s Drug Mart, I look longingly at the Canucks paraphernalia they are hawking for the holidays. One of the things I really like is the Canucks optical computer mouse: Then I flipped the package over to read what was on the back (I’m still not sure what possessed me to do […] →Read more
Why didn’t this site come out before I did my Christmas baking? I want to be eating the same Choco-Coco Squares as Mattias Ohlund! And for the record, I notice that Taylor’s Pyatt’s gf didn’t contribute any recipes. She’s no good for you Taylor!! →Read more
The good people of Environmental Defence have a petition that I thought I’d pass along to you. From their petition: This is supposed to be a season of giving. But the kind of gifts the Top Ten Greenhouse Gas Emitters in Canada are giving us all are not only unwelcome – they’re changing the climate […] →Read more
Three blog postings in one day yesterday? That must mean (a) Beth has real work that she should be doing but isn’t, (b) Beth’s roommate has gone home for the holidays and there is no one here to listen to her various witty remarks, so she feels the need to blog. Also, it appears, at […] →Read more