Not To Be Trusted With Knives

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July 16, 2006 by Beth

I’ve been wearing my left contact lens inside out for the past two days.

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Jorge says:

July 17, 2006 at 1:42 pm

Does that mean people could see your soul?

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Beth says:

July 17, 2006 at 5:37 pm

Yes. But only the left half of my soul.

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Jorge says:

July 17, 2006 at 7:32 pm

If that’s the good half, then we all won that day.

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HMP says:

July 17, 2006 at 10:51 pm

I wish I could say that it happens to the best of us, but Jesus doesn’t wear contacts.

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