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A proof is a proof because it is proven

Check out what I got to pick up today (click on the pic to enlarge it):

Now you don’t have to take my word for it that I’ve completed my PhD – I actually have proof!

100 points to the first person who emails me a Photoshopped version of this letter saying that they have a PhD. And 150 points to the person who comes up with the most creative subject area for their fictitious PhD in their Photoshopped letter. Go on, I dare ya!

6 Responses to A proof is a proof because it is proven

  1. Jorge says:

    I’m lazy today.
    Give me a better scan and we’ll talk.

  2. Dave says:


    Time to change that About Me profile. “Ph.D Candidate.” Pffffft!

  3. Jorge says:

    Holy Eff.
    I just did one.
    Where the hell are you to upload it?

  4. Kelly says:

    I saw Jorge’s PhD letter. Pretty impressive.

    For Bosomologisty.

    Congrats on the legit creds!

  5. HMP says:

    What can I get in exchange for my 100 points?

  6. Beth says:

    Katie – I haven’t decided yet. Thesis Writing Was Hell (TM) points are redeemable only at the discretion of the management. Points are not redeemable for cash and are not transferrable.

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