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What Not To Get Your Dad For Father’s Day

Saw this in Shopper’s Drug Mart earlier today:

I don’t know about your father, but I don’t think blush would suit my dad.

One Response to What Not To Get Your Dad For Father’s Day

  1. Sarah says:

    No – your dad already has such a ruddy glow. Organic blush would be overdoing it.

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