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My Half Birthday Slurpee Adventure in Map Form

For those of you who are *dying* to know exactly how far Kalev and I walked during our great Slurpee adventure yesterday – 5.8 km1.

Google Map of Slurpee Adventure locations

Props to Kalev for making this super map, which includes not only the 7-11 stops, but our various other bathroom/Lululemon knockoff clothing/sex toy & bookshop browsing stops.

1That’s 3.6 miles, for my American readers.

2 Responses to My Half Birthday Slurpee Adventure in Map Form

  1. chris says:

    I just did the math and I commend you on 35.55 oz of awesomeness!

  2. miss604 says:

    That is one amazing slurpee journey!

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