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My Apartment Clones Things

You may recall that my apartment eats things.  Well, I think it was doing that because it needed the nourishment for its latest endeavour: my apartment has started cloning things.  Seriously. I woke up the other day and saw this on my couch:

Pen Cloning by you.

Thing is, I didn’t used to have two of those pens.  I had been using one the previous night to mark the last final exam for the course I taught (that I’d received later than the rest of the exams. I was using that pen because it has four colour options and so no matter what colour the student wrote their exam in (and I swear this is true – some of them write in different colour pen on each page), I’d have a different colour at my finger tips for marking). But I’m reasonably sure that I only had one of those pens. Yet when I awoke, there were two of them!

5 Responses to My Apartment Clones Things

  1. Stacia says:

    Maybe you should leave some money on the couch and see what happens. Maybe you’ll get lucky!

    Stacia’s last blog post..Catch up

  2. Jorge says:

    Beth’s couch is a prostitute?

    Jorge’s last blog post..I Am Cast Iron Man

  3. Beth says:

    Now, now, that hasn’t been proven in a court of law. Beth’s couch is an alleged prostitute.

  4. It has a habit of getting fresh with me the times I’ve slept on it.

    Sarah in Ottawa’s last blog post..Two posts in two days? It’s a Georgetown miracle!

  5. Beth says:

    Well, as long as it buys you dinner first.

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