#28 – Resume of da futur
This posting is an idea that’s been floating around in my head for ages after a conversation that I had with my friend and running partner from my first half marathon, Kelly, on one of her subsequent visits to Vancouver.
Perhaps this is a sign that I am now officially an old fogey, but I just don’t get people who send important emails that should be written in a formal way without spell checking and rife with grammatical errors and IMspeak. This is what I’m imagining resumes will look like in the near future:
resume of jane doe
|My other Celly:||555-555-1234|
|Flickr||hotchicky69 – but omg, don’t look all those nakid pics i posted!! lmfao!|
OMG, i would <3 2 get a new job cuz my boss @ my job now is a SUCH a jerk.
bachelor of sci sept 2009-april 2017
high school diploma sept 2005-june 2009
main st. high school
R&D, may 2017-presnet
biotronics labs inc.
- r’ing & d’ing, lmfao!
- trying not 2 get caught tweeting @ werk
lab assistant, jan – april 2017
- prepping lab 4 classes: cleaning glasswear, mixing chemicals
- assisting undergrads w/lab expts
i have grate multitasking abilitiez: i do msn, google talk, facebook and watch a vid on youtube all at the same time as i talk on my celly
facebook, msn, twitter, research on wikipedia, i have a wicked myspace page. and i’m a level 7 wizard on WoW
Read about the charity that I’m supporting, Options for Sexual Health!