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Reasons Why I Forgot To Post Yesterday

Well, so much for the whole blogging-every-day-in-December thing!  But I assure you, I had various good reasons for forgetting.  You may choose one or more of the following excuses:

  • it’s too cold outside
  • my shiny Christmas tree distracted me
  • cute baby distracted me
  • cute baby trying to knock over my Christmas tree distracted me
  • cat was too cuddly
  • boyfriend was too cuddly
  • I was wrapping Christmas presents
  • I was plotting ways to break into my coworkers office to leave her Secret Santa present1
  1. I am currently 0 for 3 attempts. At this rate, she’ll be lucky if she has her presents by Easter! []

2 Responses to Reasons Why I Forgot To Post Yesterday

  1. Jodelene says:

    lol @ cute baby! What a little monkey, guess that's why we don't have a Christmas tree, or uh any tree for that matter.

  2. drbethsnow says:

    Yeah, poor kid – gets a tree full of shiny things put in front of him and this is expected to not touch them! lol!

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