## Congratulations, Dr. Dan!

Guelph, ON – Not To Be Trusted With Knives’ Official Statistician & Tattoo Consultant, Daniel J. Gillis achieved his most significant accomplishment since the publication of his groundbreaking work on The Count today. Eye witnesses report that Daniel, formerly known as Soon-To-Be Dr. Dan, wowed the masses who attended his PhD defence at the University of Guelph today with his mathematical genius and dashing good looks. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is reportedly pleased with the work of the young academic and intends to reward his with copious amounts of beer and curry.

Henceforth, Dan shall be known as Dr. Dan.

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Squeeeeeeeeeeee!

The newly christened Dr. Dan is beyond happy. BEYOND. HAPPY.

So by "masses" we mean… the whole half-dozen? 😛

Actually, the masses numbered greater than 60. It was literally standing room only. w00t!