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The Father of Invention

I was talking to my dad today and he said something that really made me laugh: “It’s like your grandpa always says. Necessity may be the mother of invention, but laziness is its father.” I’ve never heard my grandpa say this before, but I love it! I think I’ll adopt it for whenever my laziness enhances my ingenuity1.

  1. which happens rather often, now that I think of it []

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