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I have been telling myself for weeks that I have a good 5 hour flight to Toronto during which to start planning my course (the one that starts in January). I have also been telling myself that the reason I like to take the red eye flight is that I can sleep on the plane […]
Just received this message in my Facebook inbox: Attention all Facebook membeRs. Facebook is recently becoming very overpopulated,There have been manymembers complaining that Facebookis becoming very slow.Record shows that thereason isthat there are too many non-active Facebook membersAnd on the otherside too many new Facebook members.We will be sending this messages around tosee if theMembers […]
For every person that views this e-card: http://wwe5.bchydro.com/2007holiday/, BC Hydro is donating (up to $5,000) to BC Children’s Hospital. It’s a pretty cool little e-card – check it out and it will be the easiest donation you make this holiday season!
A while ago, based on a suggestion from JB, I dubbed my work computer The Great Convexity. Two days ago, I.T. peeps came to my office and took away the Great Convexity, leaving me with a younger, sexier model. At first, T.G.C.2.0 seemed great. Bigger monitor that like swivels and goes up and down. Optical […]
Apparently not everyone cares to hear about my thigh highs. Today I received this lovely message over email: WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE GOD DAMN NOT TO BE TRUSTED WITH KNIVES EMAILS I KEEP GETTING?????????? HO THE FUCK ARE YOU???? STOP SENDING ME YOUR FUCKING USELESS STUPID FUCKING EMAILS….I DONT GIVE A CRAP ABOUT YOUR […]
Remember last year when I bitched about nylons, specifically the fact that they are way too big for lil’ ole’ 5 ft tall me? Sarah provided me with some size “A” nylons (which apparently you have to be a Costco member to buy), which were an improvement over the size “B” ones I am forced […]
McD’s Newest Ad Platform: Report Cards So McDonald’s is advertising on kids’ report cards now. Wow.
… that was how the goalie who played for our team last night described hockey1. Also heard in our locker room yesterday: Spit or swallow?2,4 I can eat 6 men.3, 4 We won 6-0, after losing the past two weeks (our first two losses of the season, after 9 straight wins). And *I* got an […]
I keep hearing this commercial on the radio for a 7/11 gift card and how it is the greatest gift to give for Christmas. Seriously? A convenience store gift card? Can you think of a better way to say “I wish to put absolutely no thought into your gift”?
I can’t resist a contest1. But a contest with Vancouver Giants tickets and two day passes to Mount Seymour for prizes and a chance to promote donations to the Vancouver Food Bank? No way I’m missing out on this The contest is being run by Miss604 in honour of her blogiversary2. You may remember Miss604 […]