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So, I’ve had an address in Surrey for almost a year now ((nope, not yet able to say that in “live” in Surrey. Because really, can you call what happens here “living”?)), so I’m thinking it’s about time to throw that housewarming party I’ve been meaning to have. I mean, my place is big enough […] →Read more
Happy Chinese New Year! Honestly, I know pretty much nothing about Chinese New Year, other than that it happens in February. But apparently it is now the year of the Rabbit. Which means that according to the Chinese zodiac, my sister’s new baby will be a Rabbit ((Would it be wrong for me to have […] →Read more
So, as I mentioned yesterday, I went to the dentist. When I started seeing the orthodontist to get my braces, I also decided to switch dentists, both because my old dentist’s office is located in Vancouver near where I used to live (and that is oh so inconvenient for me to go to now) and […] →Read more
So I was driving home from the dentist tonight and was quite shocked to see a *giant* crack in the windshield of my beloved Zaphod Beeblebrox the Car. Like, *giant.* I know for certain that it wasn’t there in the morning when I scraped the ice off my windshield because, well, I was looking right […] →Read more
I was driving home from dinner tonight and as I got off the highway I noticed that the car in front of me had a license plate that started with “BJOB.” Knowing me like I know you all do ((i.e., sense of humour of a 12-year-old boy)), I immediately (a) laughed and (b) thought, “I […] →Read more
Please come home. I don’t know where you went, but I miss you. My bluetooth headset is most useless without you. Sincerely, Me →Read more
Today my friend Lianna turns the big 3-2! So last night a bunch of us went out to celebrate! We started – and ended, as it turned out – at The Charles Bar in the Woodwards Building. I’d never been there before and, in fact, the first time I’d heard of it was a few […] →Read more
Clearly, someone is stealing time. A few days ago (or so it feels), I was jumping into the ocean for the New Year’s Day Polar Bear Swim and now it is somehow 28 days later. Since two weekends ago was my big birthdaystravaganza, I blocked last weekend off to stay at home ((other than my […] →Read more
I was talking to my dad today and he said something that really made me laugh: “It’s like your grandpa always says. Necessity may be the mother of invention, but laziness is its father.” I’ve never heard my grandpa say this before, but I love it! I think I’ll adopt it for whenever my laziness […] →Read more
Have you ever had an unexpectedly great day? Perhaps recent days have been kinda meh or really busy or stressfully overwhelming or lonely or all of the above and then one day, totally out of the blue, you have just a really. great. day? You find that you just so happen to look really fine […] →Read more