Cool Words: Clusterfuck

I think that “clusterfuck” is a seriously underutilized word. I propose we use the word “clusterfuck” far more often in daily life. Like, “this traffic is a real clusterfuck” or “My student loans are one clusterfuck of a situation” or “Fucksocks, that’s one hell of a clusterfuck.” →Read more

Five Somewhat Related Things

I did my 16K run on Tuesday, because I really didn’t feel up to it on Sunday, and I had a late work day, followed by a dinner meeting, on Monday. I have been ravenously hungry since Tuesday. I feel like I’ve done nothing but eat since then. Speaking of eating, a friend of Danielle’s […] →Read more

Things That Pissed Me Off Today

Now that I’m gainfully employed, not only do I have to get up before noon, but I also have to wear something other than jeans & a T-shirt or my PJs. And since I have this complex wherein I believe that no one will take me seriously because I’m so short, I dress up in […] →Read more

Having a PhD Can and Will Be Held Against Me

There’s a lot of pressure that comes with having a Ph.D. People expect you to know stuff. And they expect that you won’t go around doing stupid things. Unfortunately, I have a tendency to do airheaded things… often. For example, I discovered yesterday that I had made a pot of tea the day before and […] →Read more

Chuck Norris Parties Here

So we decided to go out to watch the game and just have “a few beers” on Saturday night. Ya, on Saturday night, which was St. Patrick’s Day. I’m sure you can guess how that ended! I can now confirm that (a) they still do give free shots to everyone sitting at the bar at […] →Read more

Oh yes, I can.

So I went to the bank yesterday to find out what I need to do to start paying back my student loans, as apparently they expect you to pay those back. Half of mine are with the Royal Bank and the other half are with the government, as the government took over lending out money […] →Read more

A scientific analysis of things that suck vs. things that rock

Dave from Touch You Last has returned from his lengthy, unexplained absence from the blogosphere, bringing with him his latest find: Sucks/Rocks. Now, don’t be confused like I was when I first read that title… I thought it was a site about things that “Suck Rocks.” In fact, determines if something “sucks” OR “rocks.” Dave’s […] →Read more

Think & Drink Green

I’m going to the “Think & Drink Green” beer garden tonight. It’s combining the joy that is drinking green beer for St. Paddy’s Day with raising awareness about sustainability. And I think they are raising money for something. However, much to my chagrin, I have discovered that I have *nothing* green to wear! What kind […] →Read more

They Need Cup Holders on the Bus

How, exactly, am I supposed to read my book, make notes on my Palm Pilot AND hold onto my coffee cup at the same time while riding on the bus? I’ve been told before that I have octopus-like proficiency when it comes to such multitasking, but even I have my limits. →Read more

I still haven’t figure out how the hell I’m supposed to get anything done when I’m spending most of my day at work! So today’s blog posting is another bulleted list of random thoughts… I can finn the time to compose a few random thoughts (on my Palm Pilot on the bus seems to be […] →Read more