Wanted: New Name For Blog
Well, I still need a new name for my blog. Only Dave has been so kind as to make any suggestions for far (thanks Dave! You win 50,000 points!), but I have a feeling that “David Emerson is a Whore” might become dated a little too quickly (especially if this minority government falls because I have a feeling that old Emerson won’t be elected as a “Tory”, at least not in his current riding). So, in my brainstorming, this is what I’ve come up with so far:
- The Total Perspective Vortex
- Tastes Like Burning
- Never Trust Something That Thinks For Itself If You Can’t See Where It Keeps Its Brain
OK, so that’s not a lot of ideas. Does anyone else have any good ideas?
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Hmmm…I don’t know. Here are some random thoughts:
The Simpsons (bet you’ve never heard that before!)
Isaac Hayes sucks his own chocolate salty balls.
Golb, a Blog (and a palindrome!)
My brain is bigger than yours.
Don’t mess with anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die.
Bethybethy…
Here are some of mine:
What’s That On Your Shirt?
Fresh From Under the Bed
The Boogeyman Killed Your Family and Then Replaced Them With Exact Duplicates
Touched Dave Last
Thesis Writing Was Hell
When all else fails, I like to look to rap for inspiration. How about:
I May Be Skinny at Times But I’m Phat for the Rhymes.
Baseball bats? I got something for that–It goes bla ka ka kat!
or maybe
Straight Outta Compton, a Crazy Motherfucker Named Beth
Rap, eh? I could always go with my favourite Eminem line:
Back to the lab again, yo
If you choose Jorge’s “Thesis Writing Was Hell”, you wouldn’t have to change your actual blogspot name.
Good thinking, Katie!
My friend Kalev suggested “Postdoc Purgatory”. I told you that Kalev is clever!
All of the suggestions are good.
So use all of them at the same time and set a record for the longest URL ever!
Jorge, do you mean I should call it:
davidemersonisawhorethetotalperspective
vortextasteslikeburningnevertrustsomething
thatthinksforitselfifyoucantseewhereit
keepsitsbrainthesimpsonsissachayessucks
hisownchocolatesaltyballsgolbabloganda
palindromemybrainisbiggerthanyoursdont
messwithanythingthatbleedsfor5days
anddoesntdiewhatsthatonyourshirtfresh
fromunderthebedtheboogeymankilledyour
familyandthenreplacedthemwithexact
duplicatestoucheddavelastthesiswriting
washellimaybeskinnyattimesbutimphat
fortherhymesbaseballbatsigotsomething
forthatitgoesblakakakatstraightoutta
comptonacrazymotherfuckernamebethback
tothelabagainyopostdocpurgatory.blogspot.com?
Unfortunately, that name is already taken.
If it’s any consolation you made me shoot water out of my nose from me laughing at that.
I hope I’m not too late for this suggestion –
“All That School Wasted – Now I Wish I Were a Stripper”
That was inspired by that new song “I’m in Love with a Stripper”
Courtney