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Happy St. Paddy’s Day

The reasons one should love St. Paddy’s Day:

  • being whiter than white is OK today – I’m Irish!
  • I feel like I don’t get enough green food colouring in my diet most days

I’m celebrating today by eating a variety of green foods: spinach salad, edamame and olives stuffed with jalapeño peppers.  I know, I’m a party animal.

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