Wanted: Method of Destruction
With the BC provincial election just more than a month away, there’s been surprisingly little said about it. I haven’t heard much in the news, I haven’t seen a single lawn sign and I don’t yet even know the names of the candidates in my riding1.
So it was very much to my surprise when I arrived home today to discover not one, but *two*, packages in the mail from my local neocons-that-call-themselves-“Liberal”-party candidate:
They lose points2 with me for sending me identical packages – such a waste of paper! – and even more points for addressing one of those packages to me with my ex-husband’s last name. Double ick!
To recap, I have used the following methods to destroy, or attempt to destroy, Conservative* election brochures in the past: shredding, burning, burning while doused in rubbing alcohol, soaking in vinegar. I’m now taking suggestions for methods by which to destroy these BC (Not-In-Any-Way-)Liberals brochures. I’ll pick the two best (feasible) methods of destruction and use them, recording the results for your enjoyment.
Let the suggestions begin…
4What is less than negative infinity anyway?