Stuff People Googled And Ended Up On My Blog
Let’s see what interesting things people have Googled lately to end up on my blog lately?
- betrusted [I’m pretty sure that’s not a word. Yet somehow I’m the second hit on Google for “betrusted.” Yet the word does not appear anywhere on my blog.]
- buckleys seamen [I think you mean “semen”]
- a surprising number of variations of “is it ok to eat pizza that’s been left out of the fridge overnight?” [Glad to be preventing food poisoning everywhere!]
- hotties now [is that a Google search or a demand?]
- luongo is so greasy [what, exactly, is one expecting to find when Googling this phrase?]
- my “legs” are “sore” [why the air quotes? are they hypothetical “legs” that are sarcastically “sore”
- people googling stuff [so meta]
- apples verse pop for caffeine [Um, I don’t know what kind of apples you are eating, but can I have some?]
- women voting rights in canada in august [It’s a little known fact, but women in Canada can only vote in August]
- guy peaing [seriously? you don’t know how to spell “peeing”?]
- aunty big boobs naked pic [I can understand why someone would search for a “big boobs naked pic,” but why does the owner of said boobs need to have a niece or nephew?]
- what are the “dirty areas” in hockey [wouldn’t you like to know!]
- can you get laser eye surgery done twice? [yes, yes you can]
- can you fit a hockey bag in a smart car? [yes, two in fact]
- can you have knives at a university [no, cutting things is forbidden at all institutions of higher learning. If you’d ever been to university, you would know this]
- hockey stick vibrator [Why didn’t I think of that??? If there a patent on this yet?]
- what are little handles on smart car bum [bum? you call the back of a car its “bum”?]
- can i wear eye makeup to my regular eye [I shudder to think what you wear on your irregular eye]
- when i was four years old what did i do [file under: things you will never find on the Internet]
- man wants to fuck a chick in milton ont. [Does she have to be from Milton? Or can you just take an Acton girl across the town line?]
And finally, just in time to give you nightmares for Hallowe’en, someone Googled the following: “how do people have sex with knives“
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I thought nothing could top my humble contribution (the phrase "radicalized geese") but clearly this is a much more robust field than I would ever have guessed on my own. Thanks for putting things into perspective.
*laughing so hard I cannot see*
I found it by searching Zaphod Beeblebrox.
And was it everything that you hoped for? 🙂