You can pay for the cake, but the guilt is free

Saw this at Starbucks today:

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A piece of banana chocolate chip cake is “only” 270 Calories?  That’s kind of a lot of calories.  And that’s “guilt free”??  Actually, wait a sec… if they meant to say that the cake was free of guilt, it should have been hyphenated: guilt-free.  So they *must* mean that the guilt of eating a tiny piece of cake with 270 Calories doesn’t cost any extra.  You pay for the cake, but the guilt is free.