You can pay for the cake, but the guilt is free
Saw this at Starbucks today:
A piece of banana chocolate chip cake is “only” 270 Calories? That’s kind of a lot of calories. And that’s “guilt free”?? Actually, wait a sec… if they meant to say that the cake was free of guilt, it should have been hyphenated: guilt-free. So they *must* mean that the guilt of eating a tiny piece of cake with 270 Calories doesn’t cost any extra. You pay for the cake, but the guilt is free.