Last year, I proposed that if one is getting all up in the face of the goalie and then your teammate scores a goal, you should totally get an assist. After all, you were instrumental in that goal being scored, right?
At our game yesterday, my lovely, talented, and amazing over 45 year old linemate1, did just such a thing on one of our goals. She said, “I was getting my ass in the goalie’s face – that should be an ASS-ist!” Henceforth, getting in the goalie’s face like this shall be known as such.
- though you would *never* believe she’s older than 45 years if you met her [↩]