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Had yet another orthodontist appointment this past week. The last time I had an appointment, they added elastics to my ortho repetorie. This time, in addition to having me continue to wear elastics, they have added “chains.” When the orthodontist’s assistant ((What is the correct name for that person? She’s the one who installs the […] →Read more
It’s Friday, so seems like a good day to paste in some video embed codes for your viewing pleasure! First up, the UBC Lip Dub video ((which was brought to my attention by Kalev!)). It is epic in its awesomeness ((and I even spotted someone I know in the video!)). Second up, “How To Get […] →Read more
This was me by the end of the workday today ((Note that my skirt isn’t actually that short – I just hiked it up for the photo to demonstrate the extent of my nylon carnage)): I am all class. Update #1: Almost immediately upon uploading this photo to Flickr, some random emailed me to hit […] →Read more
My boss: I stubbed my toe on my ironing board this morning and it still hurts. Me: This is why I never iron anything. I have long had a hate-on for ironing. No matter how hard I try, I cannot master the art of ironing. I just end up putting more – and more stubborn […] →Read more
Hey, remember how I went into a hockey pool and chose only hotties for my team and then didn’t mention it all season? Yeah, turns out that I didn’t do so well. But it’s not my fault – it’s Sidney Crosby’s fault! In case you’ve been living under a rock (or you are Kalev ((being […] →Read more
So a coworker of mine noticed that I’m always using the world’s tiniest mirror in my office. It’s a little mirror attached to my makeup bag and it’s about 1/2 inch by 1/2 inch – not really big enough to see much of anything! But I use it a few times a day when I’m […] →Read more
I wrote this on Thursday, but apparently did not post it. Because I am just *that* organized these days. Le sigh. So the playoffs for my second hockey team started last night Wednesday night. And can you guess who scored the GAME WINNING GOAL? In overtime, no less? With only 25 seconds to go? It […] →Read more
I haven’t blogged in two days. TWO DAYS! I’m sure you probably figured that I’d been attacked by zombies or killed by spider assassins. In truth, however, I have just been unbelievably, incredibly, ridiculously busy. Like, I’m only managing to find 4 hours a night to sleep kind of busy ((Last night, however, I managed […] →Read more
Yesterday at work I received a package in the mail. A package that was made of awesome. I can’t actually tell you what was in said package, but rest assured it was supercalifragilisticexpialawesome. You’ll find out in due course and then you will go, “Fucksocks, that’s awesome!” Mark my words. Then I arrived home from […] →Read more
One of the items on my 101 things to do list was: 36. beat my current record of 10 points in a hockey season Well, the regular season of my Burnaby hockey team finished up last week and I give you this season’s stats: Item #36 – check! Bring on the playoffs! →Read more