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A Really Good Mail Day

Yesterday at work I received a package in the mail. A package that was made of awesome. I can’t actually tell you what was in said package, but rest assured it was supercalifragilisticexpialawesome. You’ll find out in due course and then you will go, “Fucksocks, that’s awesome!” Mark my words.

Then I arrived home from work yesterday to find this:

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And since Sarah had told me that she’d had something shipped to me, the sight of this package was very much squee-inducing! What, what, oh what could it be?? I am pleased to let you know, that this package did not disappoint. Because said package contained these guys:

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The cute little yellow guy on the left? That’s herpes virus. And the grey guy on the right? He’s gonorrhea.

You know you are jealous that your friends have never given you such wonderful gifts!

Now, I also have to give a shout out to the store where Sarah bought these guys. It’s a store called Mortimer Snodgrass. Located in Montreal, you can also buy their cool stuff online. Though looking at their website makes me want to go to Montreal to check out their actual store1!

  1. I mean more than my usual “I want to go to Montreal.” Because Montreal rocks []

2 Responses to A Really Good Mail Day

  1. Dan says:

    Te he. Sarah’s package gave you herpes AND gonorrhea. That’s dirty.

  2. They are the gifts that just keep on giving. And I got an email with the subject: “YOU GAVE ME THE CLAP!” Awesome sauce.

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