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For as long as I’ve played hockey, I’ve alway brought two hockey sticks with me to the rink in case I break one. I’m only 5 ft tall AND I play left-handed, so I figure if I break a stick, there’s very little chance that someone else on my team is going to have a […] →Read more
Shortly after signing up for the Longest Game of Hockey for CF, I came to a stark and unwelcome realization: I have to stop consuming caffeine! Playing hockey all day, every day means I won’t have time for such things as drinking coffee. And I know that whenever I go a day without drinking coffee, […] →Read more
This is me, phoning in today’s blog posting: →Read more
A few days ago, Dr. Dan alerted me to the work of a very important organization – The Zombie Research Society. The ZRS does the critical work of raising awareness and preparedness for the coming zombie apocalypse. In their words: The Zombie Research Society (ZRS) is dedicated to raising the level of zombie scholarship in […] →Read more
So I was telling someone the other day about that time I got paid $20 to watch porn. For science. I was watching porn for science ((For the uninitiated, I was a subject in a research study that was looking at the relationship between estrogen, testosterone, and cortisol levels in women and sexual desire & […] →Read more
So the other day I noticed that I was quite near to having 100,000 page views here on ye ole blog ((Of course, this is just on this particular URL – so only going back to Jan 2009. I had a bunch o’ page views on the old URL, but since I wiped it out […] →Read more
So I have found the culprit that has caused the vampire bite-like injuries that I told you about yesterday. And that culprit is a seemingly innocent looking necklace. Sarah had suggested in the comments of yesterday’s blog posting that perhaps a new pendant might be to blame, but since I haven’t bought or made any […] →Read more
So, yesterday when I got out of the shower, I noticed this ((It actually looks worse today, but I don’t have time to take a picture as I’m writing this up super quickly and have to run out the door to hockey now.)): I have no freaking idea what it’s from! I also have a […] →Read more
My recent executive decision to run the Scotiabank half marathon (in late June) instead of the BMO half marathon (in early May) has given me the chance for a do-over of my half marathon training, which wasn’t going well because of my aversion to winter weather. Well, I’ve decided to embrace this chance for a […] →Read more
In addition to looking for personal donations for the Longest Game of Hockey for CF, we are also looking for companies to sponsor us ((if you are interested in doing such a thing, let me know and I will send you the sponsorship package!)). You could be the title sponsor for the whole event, or you could […] →Read more