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1. I’ve found a new love. His name is Taylor Pyatt and I’ve got his number*. He scored last night and I predict he will be scoring a lot in the future. He looks a little goofy in the photo on the Canucks website, but this is what he really looks like: Look at those […] →Read more
I just stumbled across this posting which I wrote waaaay back in February, but which I, apparently, never got around to posting. I know that I often bitch about UBC, but there really are some super cool things going on here. I was thinking about this not too long ago when I went to the […] →Read more
I’m glad that there is a “ladies only” section at the gym. Because most of the women go there and then I end up being the only female in a room full of ripped men. Silly women, don’t you know that all the hot boys are out here?? →Read more
… because mine, apparently, defies gravity. And it sort of looks like chocolate fudge. But it tasted OK, if you mixed it into the mashed potatoes really well. On the plus side, the rest of the food in my vegetarian Thanksgiving feast turned out well. Here you can see the Harvard beets*, cranberry sauce, stuffing, […] →Read more
Today is Thanksgiving Day up here in Canada. 2006 has not been a very kind year to me*, but, as previously discussed, whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger and I’m feeling stronger, better and happier than I have in a long, long time**. And I know that I have many things to be thankful […] →Read more
The astute among you will have noticed that, according to my profile*, I am a model. Further evidence of my modeling career was provided in this entry. But you no longer need to take my word for it – check me out on thinkgeek.com. And according to thinkgeek.com’s policies, I have now received Instant FameTM. […] →Read more
Apparently I wasn’t the only one who noticed that this blender shares it’s name with a somewhat different product. vs. My roommate has this blender and it works wicked awesome! The other product, however, I cannot vouch for. →Read more
PM’s hockey loyalties questioned after Leafs goal Stephen Harper cheered after a Leafs goal last night. But he refuses to confirm that he is a Leafs fan. So, not only is he a dickhead based on the scientifically-proven fact that all Leafs fans are dickheads*, but he’s also too big a coward to admit his […] →Read more
My back is aching. As are my neck* and my legs. I also have a headache. Perhaps it was the 5K I ran yesterday. Or the ball hockey game that followed the run. Or the night of drinking $2 Coronas** and dancing. I feel like I’ve been in a car accident. Oh, wait, maybe it […] →Read more
Exactly one year ago, I posted a birthday wish to Sarah*. Funnily enough, she decided to have her birthday on October 2nd again, for the 29th year running. Sarah’s not very original when it comes to picking a day celebrate the anniversary of her birth. So here I am saying once again: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAH!!!! […] →Read more