You’ve seen me as both a Simpsons character and a South Park one. But now I present to you: Dr. Beth, the M&M:
Note that I am (a) wearing a really sexy pair of shoes and (b) holding a hockey stick. Also note my smirk, in which I’m not showing my teeth. It really is like looking in a mirror!
Props to Miss604, on whose Twitter feed I first saw the anthropomorphizing of an M&M.