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Spam of the Day

Just got this spam in my work email:

I AM A SEAMAN SEEKING YOUR CONSENT TO TRANSFER MY COMMISSION OF ($25,5M) TO YOU FOR SAFE KEEP.I SHALL COMPENSATE YOU WITH 40% OF THIS FUND, WHEN RECEIVED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT, SEND YOUR FULL NAMES,PHONE NUMBERS.AND CONTACT ADDRESS FOR PROCESSING OF THE FUND IN YOUR NAME BY THE OIL COMPANY

SINCERELY YOURS

KARL NEWE

Tee hee. He said “seaman.”

3 Responses to Spam of the Day

  1. ateeqe says:

    if that’s spam of the day then this is certainly spam of the month…
    http://readnreact.com/common/we-won-a-mercedes/#comments

  2. ateeqe says:

    u have beautiful eyes and asking for donations here at your blog wont help a lot. start a campaign at thepoint.com people help each other a lot there. takecare those eyes are beautiful 😀

  3. Stacia says:

    Gee, my husband is a “seaman” and we don’t have that kind of change sitting around. Did this guy drill for oil with his own two hands? What will they think of next?

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