Hockey Hotties – Now With Photos!
In preparation for this afternoon’s hockey pool draft, I decided I should figure out what position all the hotties on my list actually play, given that we need to have one goalie and to pick a certain number of defenseman. And then I thought I should have photos of these boys handy to help me to decide during the draft. Here is the result of that research!
Hottie
|
Position
|
Age
|
Jailbait?1
|
Rick DiPietro, NY Islanders
|
Goalie
|
27
|
No
|
Mikko Koivu, Minnesota Wild
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Centre
|
25
|
No
|
Taylor Pyatt, Vancouver Canucks
|
Left Wing
(note: scores points for his pretty blue eyes) |
27 |
No
|
Zach Parise, NJ Devils | Left Wing | 24 | No |
Scottie Upshall, Philadelphia Flyers |
Right wingloses points for going by the name “Scottie” | 24 | No |
Brendan Morrison, Anaheim Ducks |
Centre | 33 | hell no |
Sidney Crosby, Pittsburgh Penguins |
Centre | 21 | hell yeah |
Mattias Ohlund, Vancouver Canucks |
Defense | 32 | No |
Mike Comrie, NY Islanders![]() ![]() |
Centre | 28 | No |
Benoit Pouliot, Minnesota Wild![]() ![]() |
Left Wing | 21 | Yup |
Vincent Lecavalier, Tampa Bay Lightning |
Centre | 28 | No |
Mark Bell, Toronto Maple Leafs |
Left Wing | 28 | No, but apparently he has recently been in jail |
Jarome Iginla, Calgary Flames |
Right Wing | 31 | No |
Paul Gaustad, Buffalo Sabres |
Centre | 26 | No |
Martin St. Louis, Tampa Bay Lightning | Right Wing | 33 | No |
Martin Biron, Philadelphia Flyers |
Goalie | 31 | No |
Joffrey Lupul, Philadelphia Flyers |
Right Wing | 25 | No |
Derek Roy, Buffalo Sabres |
Centre | 25 | No |
Brad Isbister, Ottawa Senators |
Left Wing | 31 | No |
Markus Naslund, New York Rangers |
Left Wing | 35 | Nu uh |
Georges Laraque, Montreal Canadiens |
Right Wing | 31 | No |
Kris Letang, Pittsburgh Penguins |
Defense | 21 | Uh, yeah |
Mike Komisarek, Montreal Canadiens | Defense | 26 | No |
Josh Gorges, Montreal Canadiens | Defense | 24 | No |
Jason Pominville, Buffalo Sabres | Right Wing | 25 | No |
Jonathan Toews, Chicago Blackhawks | Centre | 20 | Indeed |
Patrick Kane, Chicago Blackhawks | Right Wing | 19 | Yikes! |
Dustin Brown, LA Kings | Left Wing | 23 | No. Just squeaks by the cutoff age! |
Carey Price, Montreal Canadiens
|
Goalie | 20 | Yes |
Sheldon Souray, Edmonton Oilers |
Defense | 32 | No |
Craig Rivet, Buffalo Sabres
|
Defense | 34 | No |
Thanks to all the wonderful readers who suggested hockey hotties for me to consider.
I’ll be sure to let y’all know who ends up on my team o’hotties!
1Where “jailbait” = below my cougar age
2Out of curiosity, given that all the suggesters were not my usual commenters – how did you find my blog?.
Image credits:
- Rick DiPietro photo by Francis Larrede.
- Taylor Pyatt photo by John Bollwitt
- Zach Parise photo by Jen Kang.
- Scottie Upshall photos by neat1235 and Alison B.
- Mattias Ohlund photo by
- Mike Comrie photos both by MPR.
- Vincent Lacavalier photo by kaatiya.
- Jarome Ignila photo by Dinur Blum.
- Paul Gaustad photo by Maureen Landers.
- Martin Biron photo by Maureen Landers. And the other one is also by Maureen Landers.
- Joffrey Lupul photo by neat1325. And Joffrey Lupul is bringing sexy back is by Alison B.
- Derek Roy photo by alygirl20.
- Brad Isbister photo by John Bollwitt.
- Marcus Naslund photo by Richard Eriksson.
- Georges Laraque photo by Natalie Litz.
- Kris Letang photo by Dan4th Nicholas.
- Mike Komisarek photo by Fedayee.
- Josh Gorges photo by Robin Rodrigues and Elliot.
- Jonathan Toews photo by David Kindler.
- Dustin Brown photo by Nichole.
- Craig Rivet photo by Dinur Blum.
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Thanks for the heads up, Jan! I fixed it now!
(Nope, still off. The address is in the title attribute, should have been in the href attribute)
You are SO funny. This is the greatest idea ever.
Lecavalier is a full 28? What a pleasant surprise. I thought he was much younger. I can now fantasize about him without that sick pervey cougar feeling.
I creep your blog all the time. I found it years ago through a link on JB’s blog. Which he never updates anymore.
alright dr. beth the alphablogess, i don’t want to have to take kalev’s side on the hockey matter, but i might have to suggest that hockey players are not attractive. i know, i know. don’t hit me. but i come from a place where there were two kinds of girls: girls who didn’t like hockey players and girls that got pregnant by hockey players. so let’s just say that it might be a case of lingering self-preservation. š anyhoo, i support your love of hockey (mostly cause you are badass and play it and have little to no chance of getting me preggers) but if you want hot men in sport, i would suggest soccer. i’m just sayin’.
Hey, great to see my photo of Johnnie Toews up here. I took it at the Rookie of the Year celebration for Patrick Kane – thus all the kids in Kane T-shirts instead of Toews.
If your Aggies hockey team ever gets to Chicago, my house league team is ready for you!
DTK
@Jan – Weird! I was using the visual editor in WP, not sure how they ended up being screwed up like that. But now, it’s fixed. For real! Promise!
@Kelly – Yeah, why does JB never update his blog? I’m glad you found my blog through his, because now you can fantasize about Lecavalier in peace. But that doesn’t absolve JB of his ongoing blogging duties!!
@Jacks, Jacks, Jacks. What red-blooded Canadian heterosexual woman can look at that photo of Rick DiPietro and not want to jump him? Or Mikko!! Or Taylor Pyatt and his pretty, pretty blue eyes!!!
@DTK – Thanks for sharing your photo of JT under a Creative Commons license. I was wondering why all the kids around him were wearing Kane jerseys!! And I’ll see if I can convince the Aggies to head out east – if I can, it’s game on with your house league team!!
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It’s so good that Jackie is properly appreciative of soccer hotties, who beat hockey hotties hands-down. And what’s with the drool over this DiPietro person? Some of the others are hot, granted, but he doesn’t seem very special. You need a better photo to convince me.
And SERIOUSLY, Naslund?! Are people blind?
But yeah, honestly, you gotta get into men’s gymnastic, diving, and swimming. MUCH better!
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