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My Bed Is Tall. I Am Not.

So, my bed is a wee bit high for me – I have a pretty tall bed, combined with a really thick mattress and a thick box spring. So when I climb into bed, I’m really having to *climb* into my bed. Until now.


I’ve had this wooden block for years. My mom bought one for me and one for my sister ages ago and I’ve been carting it around since then – it’s one of the things that has survived the many purges that have occurred whenever I’ve moved apartments. But it’s never really served much of a function before1. Until now. A step stool to my bed!

  1. though I do store stuff in it, it’s not stuff that I couldn’t have just kept in a dresser drawer []

3 Responses to My Bed Is Tall. I Am Not.

  1. Kalev says:

    Your bed is ridiculously tall. Like even for a normal-sized person, it’s stupidly high.

  2. gillian says:

    Surely you could just do a running jump?

    My bed’s not quite that tall, but I consider the height good exercise for my fatso cat.

  3. Beth says:

    I wish I had a fatso cat.

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