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Happy World Planking Towel Wine Geek Pride Day!

So apparently everyone decided that May 25th makes a really good day for a holiday. As outlined by Dr. Dan over on Consumed by Wanderlust, May 25th is:

After he published that posting, however, he discovered that it is also:

In honour of Towel Day, I, naturally, brought a towel to work. Here I am in the parkade, with the aptly named Zaphod Beeblebrox the Car:

Day 338

In honour of World Planking Day, I planked on the ice before my hockey game:

Hockey Planking

In honour of Geek Pride Day, well, doesn’t planking and carrying a towel prove my geekiness?

And now, of course, it’s time for a glass of wine!

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And Now My Boys Are Off To THE STANLEY CUP FINALS!!

Day 337

Why yes, I always dress like this at the office. Doesn’t everyone?

We beat the Chicago Blackhawks in 7 games

We beat the Nashville Predators in 6 games.

And last night we beat the San Jose Sharks in 5 games.

Clearly, we are going to take the Stanley Cup in 4 games.

It’s simple math, people. Simple. Math.

Now let’s all re-watch Kevin Bieksa’s game winner in double overtime again for the one zillionth time:

Go Canucks Go!