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So Nice Creamer – A Review

So Nice coffee creamer

You wanna try some of this? Well, you have to read the whole posting, because there's a contest at the bottom!

As you know, whenever I talk about a product or service on my blog, I usually say something to the effect of “just for the record, this company didn’t give me any money, free products, or backrubs to get me to talk about this.” Usually I say it resentfully, because I almost never get free products to review and you know how I feel about free stuff. Well, this time I can tell you that I am, in fact, reviewing a product that I was given for free for the explicit purpose of reviewing on my blog. Well, they gave me a voucher and then I went to the store and traded in said voucher for said product. OK, I actually went to like four stores, because I couldn’t find it in the first three stores I tried1. But then I asked what stores carry it and that made it a whole heck of a lot easier to find. Also, before I accepted this deal, I said, “OK, I’ll do this but only under the conditions that I’ll say I got the product for free to review and that if it sucks, I’m going to say it sucks.” And they were all fine with that, so here goes2.

Now, the first thing I should point out is that when I got the email asking if I’d like to review “So Nice for Coffee” – a soy-based coffee “creamer” – I was all excited because, like I said, I rarely get products to review. And then there was the tracking down of the product – after consulting with my contact who was working with So Nice, I found out that Choices carries it. So then I went to Choices, found the creamer, did a happy dance that I found the creamer, walked up the checkout and as I’m standing in line, the following thought pops into my head: “Beth, you drink your coffee black.” Seriously. Amidst all that hoopla, it hadn’t occurred to me that I don’t even put cream in my coffee, making me a rather crappy person to review a coffee creamer type product3 (This is probably why people generally don’t ask me to review things.) Anyways. I said I was going to review it and damnit, I’m reviewing it!

Here’s what black coffee looks like:

Black coffee

And here’s what coffee with So Nice creamer in it looks like:

Coffee with So Nice Creamer
So if you are going for “this product makes my coffee lighter in colour,” it totally works.

The next step, of course, was to taste it. So I tried it and it tasted fine. It definitely doesn’t taste as dairy-like/creamy as regular cream does, but I don’t like things that taste that creamy4, so that’s fine with me. It’s definitely thicker than soymilk, which tends to be rather watery, so when you add soymilk to coffee it barely changes the colour. The creamer also does seem to take a bit of the bitter edge off the coffee, which I think is the reason that people tend to put cream in their coffee, isn’t it5? Personally, I like the bitterness of coffee, with just a hint of sweetness from the tiny bit of sweetener that I add, but that’s just me. If you like cream in your coffee but are looking for a dairy alternative, this might just be the thing for you. Oh yeah, and it’s made from organic soybeans, in case you are interested in such things.

Of course, you really need to try it for yourself to know if you like it. And, as luck would have it, the fine people from So Nice gave me four vouchers for a free So Nice creamer to give out to my readers. So now I feel like I’m a very special blogger, because I can run a contest! To enter into my little contest to win your very own So Nice creamer, just leave a comment on my blog about why you want to try this soy-based creamer. Or you can just compliment me – flattery will get you everywhere, including into my draw. The contest closes next Friday (JuneJuly 22, 2011) at 11:59 p.m. Pacific. I’ll take the names of whoever has commented by then and use a random number generator to pick the winners. Because random number generators are cool. Then I’ll mail the voucher to the winners. And perhaps the winners will even be people who like cream in their coffee!

  1. See how much I work for you, beloved blog readers?? []
  2. Basically, you now know that I can be bought and my price is about $3. At least, I think it was $3. I wasn’t paying all that much attention at the cash register, what with having a voucher and all []
  3. Honestly, this is what it’s like to live with my brain. Sure, I can do all sorts high-level research, planning, teaching freaking university courses, but then my brain forgets to put 2 + 2 together. Ask Kalev about the time I forgot it was his birthday even though a couple of days before I emailed him to apologize that I’d sent his present late and it wouldn’t get there in time AND on the actual day he referred to the day in a text message as “Kalev Day” and I *still* forgot it was his birthday! []
  4. And, honestly, I find 2% milk tastes too creamy for me! []
  5. Perhaps people who drink cream in their coffee can enlighten me? []

18 Responses to So Nice Creamer – A Review

  1. Kalev says:

    It’s so funny you would use the whole “Kalev Day” thing as an example… especially since I am now going to tell you I suspect your contest ends in the future, not in the past as is currently stated.

    If I drank coffee, I would *totally* want one of your coupons! Alas, I do not, and I don’t drink my tea with creamer/milk/cream/half-and-half/whipping cream/etc.

  2. Kalev says:

    PS Beaker mug FTW!

  3. Courtney-O says:

    In reference to footnote #4 – that’s crazy! I *love* creaminess! I’ve never met a cream I didn’t like! (That’s what she said! HA. Sorry, couldn’t resist.)

    Alas, I am with Kalev – would love to win something, but I don’t drink coffee, or hot tea. Nothing but that heathen Southern American sweet iced tea. 🙂

  4. Chris t says:

    You realize, of course, that your contest has already closed right?

  5. Beth says:

    Yeah, I did mean “next Friday, July 22” (not June 22. June 22 wasn’t any Friday, much less the next Friday).

    That’ll teach me to write blog postings late at night (as I wrote this last night and scheduled it to publish today).

  6. Dan says:

    Dearest Dr. Beth.

    As a man who is always looking for dairy alternatives (what with the dairy industry clearly having it out for me), this product is speaks to me. And I do enjoy ‘cream’ in my coffee (although, truth be told – I like it in my instant bastard coffee that I make quickly in the morning because otherwise I would drink an entire pot if I made it – I do not like it in my real brewed steaming bowl of awesomeness).

    In short:

    WANT. WANT. WANT.

    Might I add, WANT!

    That is all.

    Oh, also, you are a huge slice of awesome pie for selflessly offering these vouchers to us, your dedicated readers. May you be graced by the warming glow of noodly appendages from on high, always, and forever, Ramen.

  7. Dan says:

    Um, “this product is speaks to me”, clearly should read “this product speaks to me”. Gah. Typo. Gah.

  8. Tod says:

    Judging from the photo, that creamer turns your coffee into orange juice.

  9. Kalev says:

    Um, “this product is speaks to me”, clearly should read “this product speaks to me”. Gah. Typo. Gah.

    Oh I thought that was just how you talked. 😛

  10. Sarah says:

    I spent years only using sweetner in my coffee. While I was pregnant with Teddy, I felt like coffee was going to burn holes in my stomach. I ceased drinking it. And when I started again, I had to put some sort of milk in it for the reason you cite above – to take the edge off. You and I are total opposites though because milk in tea is not my thing at all. Totally squicks me out.

    So – I don’t want the voucher as much as Dan, but I’d love to try it out!

  11. Chris T says:

    I think I should win it all because I noticed the date was wrong!

  12. Beth says:

    @Chris – So did Kalev. That’s what he meant by “I suspect your contest ends in the future, not in the past as is currently stated.” At any rate, you are entered into the draw!

  13. Chris T says:

    Oh, I missed that! I thought i was the first smart ass! You don’t need to enter me into the contest as a) I don’t drink coffee right now and b) if I were to drink coffee I would use really creamy cream in my coffee. Now if this were some kind of a tea contest I would be all over it.

  14. Beth says:

    @Chris – No one at your house drinks coffee that might be interested in trying it?

  15. Nancy S. says:

    I love cream in my coffee even though I have to drink fake coffee because of my new tiny child.
    I have found soy milk in my coffee to taste good so I suspect that it would be a good thing to try soy creamer. Enter me sister!

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  18. Hello Beth,

    Great review on so nice coffee creamer. It is nice to have a a dairy free replacement for coffee cream. Isn’t great to have companies that make products with vegans in mind?! We at Juhub.com sell So Nice coffee creamer and would love to share your review on our site. We, of course, will credit you and provide a link to your blog. Does this interest you? Looking forward to hearing from you and hopefully working with you!

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