Category: random
Laziness – I could really go for some gelato right now, but I’d have to walk all the way to my car ((which is directly outside my house)) and drive all the way to Kerrisdale ((which really is not that far away)) Pickiness – I would love a Häagen Dazs ice cream bar right about […]
Dear Gmail, Anything sent by EWjsfnoi@unLKANSWFLK.com is spam. Same goes for gYhlaSdfn@BhcbhjKLjeFN.com. Also, hgoijfvn@ncakld.com. Spam. Trust me. Spam. Love, Me Dear Guy Driving The Truck Behind, See all that glass around you? That’s called “windows.” We can see through that. We do not want to see you pick your nose, look at your finger, then […]
OK, this posting has been sitting in my Drafts folder since FOREVER. I started writing it and it started going sideways and there’s really no point to it. It’s just a bunch of random stuff. A post in which I meander through things, not making any coherent argument. Also, it, like many of my postings […]
So, did I mention I’m a procrastinator? When I put out the call for donations, I said that anyone who donated to my Blogathon charity woudl earn the right to requeset a topic for one of my blog postings. Sarah & Dave were the only people who took me up on this offer (which was […]
I’m totally not going to do this title justice. But it’s the middle of the goddamn night and my brain is fried, so I’ll take what I can get at this point. Moms. All out of nowhere, everyone seems to have babies! I’m currently reading no fewer than THREE blogs written by women with new […]
Speaking of clone cats, this is my sister’s old cat, Rhino: And this is Tod’s cat, Taiko: I’m pretty sure they were separated at birth! Don’t forget to donate! Read about the charity that I’m supporting, Options for Sexual Health!
So, remember how my my couch cloned a pen and then my office cloned a highlighter? Well it seems that the cloning has now moved onto the next stage: living creatures. There’s this adorable little orange kitty that lives in my neighbourhood and who will run right up to you if she’s around when you […]
So, whenever I have to write for long periods of time, I always make sure to put on nail polish. Usually in some crazy colour. Turquoise. Bright shiny red. Metallic purple. Because, believe it or not, I actually find it entertaining to look down when I’m typing and see colourful nails. Wow, when I type […]
Something I learned from my dad when I was younger: If a sign says “do not enter,” it probably means there’s something exciting behind the door. If a sign says, “don’t touch this,” it must be something awesome that The Man is just trying to keep you from experiencing. So, anytime I see a sign […]
Here’s a posting based on an image that I scanned a million years ago with the intention to blog it, but never got around to it: I bought a new curling iron. This warning came with it: So disappointing. ‘cuz I was totally planning to curl my eyes with it. Don’t forget to donate! Read […]