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Dear Sedin Twins

I’m sorry about all those times I called you ugly. Or fugly. Please sign with the Canucks.


Dr. Beth.

Update July 1, 2009: It worked!!!

One Response to Dear Sedin Twins

  1. Kalev says:

    But they are, in all possible ways, UGLY. FUGLY. MORE THAN FUGLY.

    Twins who are nationally-ranked hockey champs should not be allowed to be so ugly. There ought to be a law.

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