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The Worst Book I Never Read

I was at the library the other day and I grabbed a bunch of books that I thought looked interesting. This was one of them:

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I generally like giving books a chance and even if a book isn’t very good, I have this irrational need need to finish it. But not this time. I actually quit reading this book on page 5, when it told me that I should take up smoking if my boss smokes.  Seriously.  How does s&#$ like this get published??

One Response to The Worst Book I Never Read

  1. Kalev says:

    I think I'm only ever that generous if the book contains gay sex.

    Okay, not really–but nearly. 😛

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