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Did I Ever Mention That I Like Hockey?

A friend of mine made a hockey movie. ’nuff said.

4 Responses to Did I Ever Mention That I Like Hockey?

  1. extragoode says:

    So this HAD to have been made by a girl! The slow fade transitions and the soft music are pretty telling. There wasn’t even one hit! A guys’ hockey movie would have fast cut takes, loud rock music, and at least one bone-crushing hit every three seconds!

    It wasn’t bad though, I liked the low shots of the skates in the middle. I had to watch that part a couple times to tell if the precision wasn’t animated, but I decided it must’ve been shot with a sled the skater was pushing/pulling.

  2. Beth says:

    It was made by a guy. Seriously, read the credits at the end to see the name of the Director.

  3. extragoode says:

    I see that now. I guess it probably had to fit the theme of the symphony that commissioned it too, otherwise I might just have to revoke his man card. Additionally I have to say that hockey playing women are pretty sexy!

  4. Beth says:

    Hockey playing women are sexy. There’s no denying it.

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