The Hockey Hotties Report
Listening to last night’s 4-2 Canuck victory over the Habs, I found myself wondering how my hockey hotties have been doing this season. This may be because Gorges seemed to have the puck *a lot*. But also because Carey Price got to play a bit. At any rate, I thought I’d update y’all on how well my hotties have been playing this season.
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Hottie
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Goals
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Points
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Rick DiPietro, NY Islanders
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-came back from a knee injury, then missed 3 games with a strained groin and now out for the season with swelling in his knee
-played 4 games: 1 W, 3 L -but he’s still hot |
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Mikko Koivu, Minnesota Wild
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16
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53
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Taylor Pyatt, Vancouver Canucks
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7
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14
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| Zach Parise, NJ Devils
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34
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69
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| Scottie Upshall, Philadelphia Flyers
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6
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20
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| Brendan Morrison, Anaheim Ducks
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9
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20
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| Sidney Crosby, Pittsburgh Penguins
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21
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72
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| Mattias Ohlund, Vancouver Canucks
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4
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19
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| Mike Comrie, NY Islander
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7
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20
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| Benoit Pouliot, Minnesota Wild
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5
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11
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| Vincent Lecavalier, Tampa Bay Lightning
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25
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52
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| Mark Bell, Toronto Maple Leaf
s |
-hmm.. he appears to have been sent down to the minors way back in October. Ouch. |
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| Jarome Iginla, Calgary Flames
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20
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59
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| Paul Gaustad, Buffalo Sabres
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6
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16
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| Martin St. Louis, Tampa Bay Lightning
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20
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54
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| Martin Biron, Philadelphia Flyers
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-he’s a goalie; they don’t score goals, silly
-but he does have 17 W, 11 L and 5 OT, and a 2.87 GAA
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| Joffrey Lupul, Philadelphia Flyer |
16
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33
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| Derek Roy, Buffalo Sabres
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20
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52
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Brad Isbister, Ottawa Senators |
-hmm… he appears to not only have been sent to the minors, but he didn’t even bother to show up there!
-apparently he’s playing in Sweden now
-he’s still cute, though
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Markus Naslund, New York Rangers |
17
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35
|
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Georges Laraque, Montreal Canadiens |
0 |
2
|
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| Kris Letang, Pittsburgh Penguins
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5
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19
|
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Mike Komisarek, Montreal Canadiens |
1
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7
|
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| Josh Gorges, Montreal Canadiens |
2
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14
|
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| Jason Pominville, Buffalo Sabres
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13
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44
|
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| Jonathan Toews, Chicago Blackhawks
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18
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43
|
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| Patrick Kane, Chicago Blackhawks
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17
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48
|
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| Dustin Brown, LA Kings
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21
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42
|
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| Carey Price, Montreal Canadiens
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-he’s a goalie with 18 W, 11 L and 5 OT and a 2.72 GAA
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| Sheldon Souray, Edmonton Oilers |
14
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34
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Craig Rivet, Buffalo Sabres |
1
|
15
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So, yeah, apparently hottness alone does not a stellar hockey player make. My team of hockey hotties ranges from the 3rd leading point scorer in the league (Crosby) and the 2nd highest goal scorer (Parise) to some dude who didn’t show up to work.
Image credits: see this posting
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