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The Hockey Hotties Report

Listening to last night’s 4-2 Canuck victory over the Habs, I found myself wondering how my hockey hotties have been doing this season. This may be because Gorges seemed to have the puck *a lot*. But also because Carey Price got to play a bit.  At any rate, I thought I’d update y’all on how well my hotties have been playing this season.

Hottie
Goals
Points
Rick DiPietro, NY Islanders
-came back from a knee injury, then missed 3 games with a strained groin and now out for the season with swelling in his knee

-played 4 games: 1 W, 3 L

-but he’s still hot

Mikko Koivu, Minnesota Wild
koivu_37121.jpg
16
53
Taylor Pyatt, Vancouver Canucks
7
14
Zach Parise, NJ Devils

Zach Parise by jenkang75

34
69
Scottie Upshall, Philadelphia Flyers

Scottie Upshall by neat1325

6
20
Brendan Morrison, Anaheim Ducks

brendan%20morrison.jpg

9
20
Sidney Crosby, Pittsburgh Penguins

21
72
Mattias Ohlund, Vancouver Canucks

OhlundNewCanucksJersey.jpg

4
19
Mike Comrie, NY Islander

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7
20
Benoit Pouliot, Minnesota Wild

Me

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5
11
Vincent Lecavalier, Tampa Bay Lightning

2787753030077758815 by kaatiya

25
52
Mark Bell, Toronto Maple Leaf

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-hmm.. he appears to have been sent down to the minors way back in October. Ouch.

Jarome Iginla, Calgary Flames

Jarome Iginla by Dinur

20
59
Paul Gaustad, Buffalo Sabres

Goose in Black and White by valorfaerie

6
16
Martin St. Louis, Tampa Bay Lightning

martin-st.-louis.jpg

20
54
Martin Biron, Philadelphia Flyers

Martin Biron by valorfaerie

-he’s a goalie; they don’t score goals, silly
-but he does have 17 W, 11 L and 5 OT, and a 2.87 GAA
Joffrey Lupul, Philadelphia Flyer

sJoffrey Lupul by neat1325

16
33
Derek Roy, Buffalo Sabres

MMM, Derek Roy;) by Alygirl20

20
52
Brad Isbister, Ottawa SenatorsBrad Isbister by John Bollwitt
-hmm… he appears to not only have been sent to the minors, but he didn’t even bother to show up there!
-apparently he’s playing in Sweden now

-he’s still cute, though
Markus Naslund, New York RangersMarkus Naslund Models the Vancouver Canucks' New Uniform by sillygwailo
17
35
Georges Laraque, Montreal CanadiensGeorges by ztil301 0
2
Kris Letang, Pittsburgh Penguins

080228 Kris Letang by Dan4th

5
19
Mike Komisarek, Montreal CanadiensMike Komisarek.jpg
1
7
Josh Gorges, Montreal Canadiens

Josh Gorges 4-15-06.jpg

2
14
Jason Pominville, Buffalo Sabres

Jason Pominville

13
44
Jonathan Toews, Chicago Blackhawks

Jonathan Toews by dtkindler

18
43
Patrick Kane, Chicago Blackhawks

17
48
Dustin Brown, LA Kings

Dustin Brown by nicholeglaze

21
42
Carey Price, Montreal Canadiens

-he’s a goalie with 18 W, 11 L and 5 OT and a 2.72 GAA
Sheldon Souray, Edmonton Oilers

Sheldon Souray

14
34
Craig Rivet, Buffalo SabresCraig Rivet by Dinur
1
15

So, yeah, apparently hottness alone does not a stellar hockey player make.  My team of hockey hotties ranges from the 3rd leading point scorer in the league (Crosby) and the 2nd highest goal scorer (Parise) to some dude who didn’t show up to work.

Image credits: see this posting

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