In-Depth Analysis of The Latest Canucks Trade
I got a text message from my friend JB yesterday. All it said was:
“Beth Snow + David Booth = babies?”
David Booth, I thought? Who the hell is David Booth? Turns out that I’ve been a negligent Canucks fan and had missed the news that we’d traded away Samuelsson and Strum for Booth and Reinprecht from the Florida Panthers.
This is David Booth:
My friends know me too well!
The rest of the people in this deal are uggoes, so by my calculations we unloaded two not-hotties and picked up one hottie and one not-hottie. Thus, I approve of this trade!