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In-Depth Analysis of The Latest Canucks Trade

I got a text message from my friend JB yesterday. All it said was:

“Beth Snow + David Booth = babies?”

David Booth, I thought? Who the hell is David Booth?  Turns out that I’ve been a negligent Canucks fan and had missed the news that we’d traded away Samuelsson and Strum for Booth and Reinprecht from the Florida Panthers.

This is David Booth:

Hello, hottie!

My friends know me too well!

The rest of the people in this deal are uggoes, so by my calculations we unloaded two not-hotties and picked up one hottie and one not-hottie. Thus, I approve of this trade!

2 Responses to In-Depth Analysis of The Latest Canucks Trade

  1. I missed that news too, somehow!

    I do like Samuelsson, even though he only plays to his full potential when snubbed by the Swedish national team… hopefully the new guys will be more consistent!

  2. Beth says:

    I do like my boys to be consistent! Hopefully Booth’s consistency matches his adorableness!

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