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The Hockey Hotties Report: The They-Won-Me-$250 Edition

So, would you believe that I won the hockey pool I’m in for December?

It’s a free hockey pool for anyone who plays in the league I’m in.  You pick a bunch of NHL players and then you get points every time they get points.  And can you guess how I picked my players?

That’s right – I went with the hotties.  Well, hotties with an exception – I took the Sedins1.  But other than them – all hotties.  I’d love to be able to tell you *which* hotties, but I can’t remember my username and password for the hockey pool website2. I know I have a card around here with it on it, but for the life of me I can’t find it 3.  At any rate, the league called me up and said, “hey, you won the pool for December. Come and get your $250 of gift certificates for the pub at the arena and we want to take your picture for the website!”

$250!!  For like 5 minutes work – which is how long I spent picking my hotties.  Not bad, if I do say so myself!

  1. I guess that’s technically two exceptions []
  2. Really shows you how much I’ve been paying attention to this pool, eh? []
  3. if/when I find it, I’ll let you know []

One Response to The Hockey Hotties Report: The They-Won-Me-$250 Edition

  1. Kalev says:

    I'm pretty sure the inclusion of the Sedin monstrosities negates the collective hotness of any of the other players.

    Those two are just NASTY!

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