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Best. Wedding RSVP Card. Ever.

This is the RSVP card for my friends’ wedding. I just *love* the different options for your reply.

Wedding RSVP card

So tempted to put “accepts with regret,” just because that’s hilarious! But I think instead I’ll use the write-in option to say “Accepts with the expectation that there will be hot single men in attendance.”

3 Responses to Best. Wedding RSVP Card. Ever.

  1. Kalev says:

    I was incredibly tempted to fill out “Accepts with Regret” option as well. But I really couldn’t think of anything I regreted, even something funny.

    I did respond as “Master Kalev Hunt,” however. 😀

  2. Deb says:

    Awesome! Just stellar.

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