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Look What Arrived In The Mail Today!

Copies of my brand new textbook!

Textbook

I have to say, it’s pretty amazing to hold this book – the product of so much work – in my very own hands!

For those of you who have been asking where you can buy yourself a copy of this fine book1, you can get it directly from the publisher at the low, low price of just $402. And if I see you in person after you buy it, I’ll totally autograph it for you – at no extra charge3!

  1. I.e., Rick. []
  2. Which is a pretty darn good price for a textbook! []
  3. Mom & Nancy, I already got copies for you. I’ll put them in the mail just as soon as I think of something witty to write along with my signature! []

3 Responses to Look What Arrived In The Mail Today!

  1. Stacy says:

    That is so cool! And happy belated birthday.

  2. Erika says:

    Congrats Beth, so exciting!

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