Look What Arrived In The Mail Today!
Copies of my brand new textbook!
I have to say, it’s pretty amazing to hold this book – the product of so much work – in my very own hands!
For those of you who have been asking where you can buy yourself a copy of this fine book1, you can get it directly from the publisher at the low, low price of just $402. And if I see you in person after you buy it, I’ll totally autograph it for you – at no extra charge3!
- I.e., Rick. [↩]
- Which is a pretty darn good price for a textbook! [↩]
- Mom & Nancy, I already got copies for you. I’ll put them in the mail just as soon as I think of something witty to write along with my signature! [↩]